Saint Patrick's Day is rolling ever closer, and it's time to start putting away your bail money for this year. If you're anything like me, dawn of the day after Saint Patrick's Day is going to find you waking up in an alley with your Irish drinking t-shirts ripped to shreds while you text your friends neurotically in an attempt to find out where you are. There are a few mistakes you can actually guard yourself against, though.
One of the worse mistakes you can possibly make on St. Patty's Day is taking home someone you barely know at the end of the night. If you wouldn't want to take that person home sober, then you should probably refrain from taking them home at all. The last thing you want is to wake up and see your Irish drinking t-shirts stretched across the snoring mistake you made last night.
Whatever you do, you can keep from making most mistakes just by monitoring how much alcohol you suck down through the night. You want to get drunk, not stupid. You want to remember the good times, not be blacked out in a fog of regret. Just because you're wearing Irish drinking t-shirts, doesn't mean that you should like it.
Of course, you really want to keep that Irish temper of yours in check. Don't do anything silly that could land you in jail. Everyone is out wearing their Irish drinking t-shirts and having a great time. Just because someone spills your drink, doesn't mean you should start throwing punches. Keep your cool and have fun.
Those are three big mistakes that can save you from some serious misery the next day. Don't sleep with anyone you wouldn't sleep with sober, don't drink too much booze, and hold your temper in check. All you have to do is wear your Irish drinking t-shirts, have fun, and celebrate being Irish...or at least a little-bit Irish.
One of the worse mistakes you can possibly make on St. Patty's Day is taking home someone you barely know at the end of the night. If you wouldn't want to take that person home sober, then you should probably refrain from taking them home at all. The last thing you want is to wake up and see your Irish drinking t-shirts stretched across the snoring mistake you made last night.
Whatever you do, you can keep from making most mistakes just by monitoring how much alcohol you suck down through the night. You want to get drunk, not stupid. You want to remember the good times, not be blacked out in a fog of regret. Just because you're wearing Irish drinking t-shirts, doesn't mean that you should like it.
Of course, you really want to keep that Irish temper of yours in check. Don't do anything silly that could land you in jail. Everyone is out wearing their Irish drinking t-shirts and having a great time. Just because someone spills your drink, doesn't mean you should start throwing punches. Keep your cool and have fun.
Those are three big mistakes that can save you from some serious misery the next day. Don't sleep with anyone you wouldn't sleep with sober, don't drink too much booze, and hold your temper in check. All you have to do is wear your Irish drinking t-shirts, have fun, and celebrate being Irish...or at least a little-bit Irish.
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