If you want to give your life a meaning, be a happy person and life that life in full, then you cannot do it with some sort of entertainment. Telling comic stories, signing, going clubbing or just sitting at home and watching television are just but few ways to get entertained. Nonetheless, university jokes have proven to stand as the main source of entertainment when it comes to comic phrases, here is a short list of three one divided into sections, and the rest are short ones.
A worried man makes a visit to his priest and tells him how worried he is as his wife plans to poison him. Calm down son, the priest requests, allow the church time to talk to your wife then come tomorrow for further notice. The next day the husband goes to the priest who says, After talking to your wife for quite a long time now, the best thing you can do is: please take the poison.
In a blink of an eye, she arrived at MySpace looking so beautiful, so sweet that you ran out of comments. You exchanged some few hellos and later on moved to the most famous Google Talk. Then suddenly, she came close to your ears and whispered an Update.
A little boy walks up to his dad to ask a question. Dad, where did all my intelligence come from? The father says, son, you must have got that from your mom because every man still have theirs.
Time flew and John began getting good grades on his studies and all these would please his father in a way. He pressed on towards the goal of getting better grades and in the end; he surely did get better grades. However, there was a problem with John, he forgot to comb his hair and never bothered taking a shave.
If you are still struggling being single and wish you had someone, please stop the wish for now because you do not know the what the term SINGLE means to you at all but you would not mind taking a look at it either. If you know that Stress Is Now Gone and Life is Easier, then you know perfectly well what the term single means, so you want to stick there for the rest of your life. Maybe if you do not want to be single and they ask you whether you are in a relationship, tell them you are hooked up with freedom and they will leave you alone.
There are times in life you reflect on the beer you drink and you feel so ashamed of your self you wish you never got into it in the fist place. Then you look at the glass and think about the people working in the brewery and all their dreams and hopes. If you do not drink beer, they might never get a chance to work and their dreams may never come true, so it is better to drink that beer and make their dreams come true than be egocentric and worry about your liver.
Note that the main objective of such university jokes is to entertain. These are only meant for humor and not bullying. Use them for that purpose only.
A worried man makes a visit to his priest and tells him how worried he is as his wife plans to poison him. Calm down son, the priest requests, allow the church time to talk to your wife then come tomorrow for further notice. The next day the husband goes to the priest who says, After talking to your wife for quite a long time now, the best thing you can do is: please take the poison.
In a blink of an eye, she arrived at MySpace looking so beautiful, so sweet that you ran out of comments. You exchanged some few hellos and later on moved to the most famous Google Talk. Then suddenly, she came close to your ears and whispered an Update.
A little boy walks up to his dad to ask a question. Dad, where did all my intelligence come from? The father says, son, you must have got that from your mom because every man still have theirs.
Time flew and John began getting good grades on his studies and all these would please his father in a way. He pressed on towards the goal of getting better grades and in the end; he surely did get better grades. However, there was a problem with John, he forgot to comb his hair and never bothered taking a shave.
If you are still struggling being single and wish you had someone, please stop the wish for now because you do not know the what the term SINGLE means to you at all but you would not mind taking a look at it either. If you know that Stress Is Now Gone and Life is Easier, then you know perfectly well what the term single means, so you want to stick there for the rest of your life. Maybe if you do not want to be single and they ask you whether you are in a relationship, tell them you are hooked up with freedom and they will leave you alone.
There are times in life you reflect on the beer you drink and you feel so ashamed of your self you wish you never got into it in the fist place. Then you look at the glass and think about the people working in the brewery and all their dreams and hopes. If you do not drink beer, they might never get a chance to work and their dreams may never come true, so it is better to drink that beer and make their dreams come true than be egocentric and worry about your liver.
Note that the main objective of such university jokes is to entertain. These are only meant for humor and not bullying. Use them for that purpose only.
