Ho ho ho. No? Fine. Not everyone can do it and sound like Santa himself anyway. But for those who actually can sound and look like him, that is impressive. To have the slightly pinkish face, white hair, and white beard? Way to rock Father Christmas. There are a lot of those in Dallas, we hear. So if you are looking for one to host as Mr. Claus himself, then take a walk around the place and get you Dallas Santa For Hire.
Jolly old men that could cosplay as Gandalf, Dumbledore or any wizard from Dungeons and Dragons. Those are really awesome. Unless we are talking about the hobos and homeless spread across the streets. They do not count. But maybe they will appreciate you hiring them for something?
How about Albus Dumbledore? The great and powerful wizard in Harry Potter that held a lot of secrets. He seemed like the perfect guy to be a Father Christmas. He had the same jolly personality on him too. It just does not sit well with a lot of people that he holds too many secrets though. A secretive Santa. Hey, a Secret Santa. Get it?
Remember Kind Theoden in Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers? That old guy that went Benjamin Button on us and aged backward? He could be a good Mr. Claus. A king so regal and just, happens to be a soldier too, to act as your Mall Santa? And instead of giving you toys for presents, he gives you horses and swords. That is awesome.
If not, there are probably old men who have already taken the whole Santa thing as a seasonal profession. Get them if you want. At least they already had experience, right? And they probably sound a lot closer to the real deal. Assuming that they are not as creepy as the hobos, your children will be fine.
It is not like The Simpson, though. That one is known as a national thing for America. Both have last more than two decades everybody in the world has probably heard of their names or seen a bit of their art style somewhere. Whether it was on TV or the internet. Same goes for Family Guy and Futurama.
In the case that the Santa you hire tolerates, even adores children, give him an extra tip. They are probably grandfathers who have grandchildren. They are the type to spoil and love children unconditionally no matter how nasty a kid is. These people are admirable. Maybe even at a lower tier than teachers.
Or maybe get your own family members that fit the role to play it. It might be a lot less hassle than getting a stranger. You can pay him fairly and a family reunion like this may be more fun than anticipated. Dress up as well to make it more hilarious and amusing.
If all else fails, there is Gandalf. According to charts, he is the strongest wizard in all of movie history. And if Mr. Claus is a strong wizard, would that not mean he can conjure so many cool presents for everyone? Okay, we have a winner.
Jolly old men that could cosplay as Gandalf, Dumbledore or any wizard from Dungeons and Dragons. Those are really awesome. Unless we are talking about the hobos and homeless spread across the streets. They do not count. But maybe they will appreciate you hiring them for something?
How about Albus Dumbledore? The great and powerful wizard in Harry Potter that held a lot of secrets. He seemed like the perfect guy to be a Father Christmas. He had the same jolly personality on him too. It just does not sit well with a lot of people that he holds too many secrets though. A secretive Santa. Hey, a Secret Santa. Get it?
Remember Kind Theoden in Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers? That old guy that went Benjamin Button on us and aged backward? He could be a good Mr. Claus. A king so regal and just, happens to be a soldier too, to act as your Mall Santa? And instead of giving you toys for presents, he gives you horses and swords. That is awesome.
If not, there are probably old men who have already taken the whole Santa thing as a seasonal profession. Get them if you want. At least they already had experience, right? And they probably sound a lot closer to the real deal. Assuming that they are not as creepy as the hobos, your children will be fine.
It is not like The Simpson, though. That one is known as a national thing for America. Both have last more than two decades everybody in the world has probably heard of their names or seen a bit of their art style somewhere. Whether it was on TV or the internet. Same goes for Family Guy and Futurama.
In the case that the Santa you hire tolerates, even adores children, give him an extra tip. They are probably grandfathers who have grandchildren. They are the type to spoil and love children unconditionally no matter how nasty a kid is. These people are admirable. Maybe even at a lower tier than teachers.
Or maybe get your own family members that fit the role to play it. It might be a lot less hassle than getting a stranger. You can pay him fairly and a family reunion like this may be more fun than anticipated. Dress up as well to make it more hilarious and amusing.
If all else fails, there is Gandalf. According to charts, he is the strongest wizard in all of movie history. And if Mr. Claus is a strong wizard, would that not mean he can conjure so many cool presents for everyone? Okay, we have a winner.
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